Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Boobs, Bronzer and Bimbos, why?


Why, why, why must women who have had breast augmentation wear extremely low cut tops at the gym? We can all tell that they have implants because when they run on the treadmill, their chest is like a cinderblock taped below their collarbone. It doesn't move.

Why, why, why must some women also insist on wearing make-up to the gym? Do they know that you come to the gym and hopefully sweat a little? That sweat will then clog your pores and force you to wear even more make-up then you already are. Its best when the face is a little orange and the rest of the body is a little more pale. Bronzer is not always the best choice mid-January. (even if we do live in California)

Why, why, why do some women insist on working out in the "men's area?" I know that you can locate those 2.5 lbs dumbbells in the smaller free weights area. The men there are not looking at you, especially you cougars who come to the gym looking for a young man to show you how to use the lateral pull down machine.

- AA

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A. I love that you are blogging.
B. Your insight is spot on.
C. Can we get some more posts?